Food you should probably stay away from

Beware of Hardee's new Monster Biscuit, it goes straight to your thighs:

3 half-strips of bacon
1 sausage patty
4 slices of shaved ham
1 folded egg
2 slices cheese

All on a biscuit. Seriously.









Included in this (VIP seating at the Charlie Sheen's traveling circus show):
2300 mg sodium (1 tsp. salt) [Daily Value = 2400 mg]
275 mg cholesterol [Daily Value = 300 mg]
18 g saturated fat [Daily Value = 20 g]
57 g fat [Daily Value = 65 g]
30 g protein
38 g carbohydrates
790 calories

Outside of Charlie Sheen dropping F-Bombs, he could surely throw back a few monster biscuits in his downtime.

Holy Bejesus.