In the world of absolute absurdly, a New Mexico man was indicted on charges that he handed out yogurt samples tainted with semen at a grocery store. On certain occasions I like to say, "Well, you haven't walked in his shoes". But, this is not one of those occasions.
Anthony Garcia - you need a fastball to the head from Kenny Powers.
From the AP,
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A New Mexico man indicted on charges that he handed out yogurt samples tainted with semen at a grocery store has made his initial appearance in federal court.
Anthony Garcia was indicted Wednesday by a federal grand jury on charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators. He made his first court appearance Thursday. The 32-year-old Garcia remains in custody pending a detention hearing Friday. He has not yet entered a plea, and it wasn't immediately clear who his appointed attorney would be.
Garcia is accused of handing out tainted yogurt samples at a Sunflower Market in Albuquerque in January.
Officers responded after a woman called to report an employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample. The woman told police she believed it was actually a bodily fluid. Police say they tested the yogurt and found semen. They say they linked it to Garcia using DNA.
On that note, have a great weekend everyone - stay away from the parfaits.
